Silver Meter Gig On the Sugar Megs Web Page!!!!!

[rowenafair]

why not take credit for your own name?

[Terence Belcher]

Who are you failing to communicate with this time?

[frankenpint]

Don't 'cha just get sick of those few that like to have conversations with themselves? Is it supposed to be some kind of therapy but a cry for help?

[rowenafaire]

Larger than life, sharper than a knife,
Ever ready for the time,
Slick and smooth I´m bound to improve your mood,
And make you feel fine,
Reach for me, I´m ready and how
I´m really starting to buzz,
Your feeling comes, I´m starting to hum,
I can do it like nothing else does,

You´re never alone when I´m around
You can always rely on me,
I´m a friend, my love won´t bend,
And that I can guarantee,
Straight and true and all for you,
I´m so eager to please,
Stick with me and I´ll keep you free,
From any nasty disease,
´Cos I´m a Vibrator,
Greased and ready to start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart

Check my heart before you start,
I don´t wanna blow no fuse,
New battery, is that for me?
That´s something I could really use,
Power surge I get the urge,
To do my legendary thing,
The stars in your eyes don´t tell no lies,
I know your bells are starting to ring,
´Cos I´m a Vibrator,
Greased and ready to start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart

Vibrator! Vibrator!
Wasn´t that good, now wasn´t that nice?
Now see we get along real fine,
I knew I was the boy for you,
When you came for the second time,
Clean me up, put me away,
You know you need the rest,
I´ll be here when next you need me,
I´ve never ever failed the test,
´Cos I´m a Vibrator,
Greased and ready to start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
I´m a Vibrator,
Greased and ready to start,
I´m a Vibrator,
And I´ll never ever break your heart

[rowenafair]

like i said, use my name for any bullshit you want. i am out of here...bye !

[Terence Belcher]

Bye Bye, Inflatable Person ;D

[rowenafair]

yeah, in your dreams, my little "multiple"! at least festooned makes us laugh!

[Terence Belcher]

Us?

Both of you?

Or are you triplets? Or maybe sextuplets?

So who are you to call `multiple`?

[rowenafaire]

1982
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I´m a loser
I´m a loser, that´s what they said
That´s what they said
Now I got their women in my bed
You buy me a drink and you wish that I was dead

I´m a loser
I´m a loser and I don´t know their names
I don´t know their names
Call me a superstar, play that game
Cost you a million just to sign your name

I´m a loser
I´m a loser they turn me around
Turn me around
Big wide smile gonna bring me down
They don´t know your arse from a hole in the ground

[Terence Belcher]

I am a moron. Forgive me I don't know any better!

[Rowan the Fairy]

You don`t have to be a moron to read Rowenafair`s posts, but if you are, it helps.

[Rowenafaire]

Rowens’ got BALLS!!!

I'm [ever | rather] upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker.

[Terence Belcher]

So you`re AC/DC. You didn`t have to tell everyone. I guess everybody worked that out from the start. But which are you? A boy or a ladyboy? Both can f*** their own assholes if they are long enough, and you must be because you said that too.

[rowenafaire]

I can be whatever you want me to be TB!

[rowena the fair]

Well my buddy Joe gave me a laughing pill
Well it tasted like shit and it gave me the chills
I saw his girlfriend's face in a bucket of water
He said a buck for the snatch and a nipples a quarter

Well I'm telling you freaks, I've eyes in the back of my head
And I can hear you laughing at me when I'm lying in bed
You better be righteous when you're cutting me up
Cause you'll be doing it wrong and I'll be fucking you up

I got a nail in my head and I know that I'm gone
When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm
Got a knife in my back got a hole in my arm
When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm